Mom: bark, bark, bark!
Me: ...did you say "bark, bark, bark" or "fart, fart, fart"?
Mom: bark, bark, bark. The neighbor's dog is barking again, and it's really bothering me.
Me: oh okay. That makes more sense than "fart, fart, fart".
Mom: I wish it was "fart, fart, fart".
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